We know that desperate times call for desperate measures which is why we’ve decided to do the unthinkable. We’ve had jars of sealed, fresh air from 2019 tucked away in the MDCR survival bunker that we intended to safeguard for decades incase of an emergency.
Well, that emergency has come. With the out-of-control Canadian Wildfire Smoke causing harm to Michigan citizens we’ve made the humane decision to offer these limited edition jars for sale to the general public.
These jars are sealed with fresh air from 2019, so it’s extra rare because it is pre-covid air. We know that times are difficult and we all want to breathe a little easier.
We planned to sell these jars for $99.99 but due to the cost of inflation and the immediate need of our sealed, fresh pre-covid air we’re selling them for the cost of just $9.99.
Due to the expected high demand we’re only taking pre-orders from those who share this offer to their timelines and leave a comment with how many jars you’d like.
Thank you.
*Due to the air being from 2019 which is Trump’s first Presidency we may have to limit offers to 2 jars per request. Thank you for understanding.
