Alligator Joe, fresh off his shift at Alligator Alcatraz, slinks into the swamp bar, tail dragging. He orders a cold one, and the bartender says, “Rough day at the prison?” Joe chuckles, “Yeah, but the illegals in there keep sayin’ it’s still better than livin’ in California—no taxes, free grub, and the cells got better AC than their old apartments!”